Oh, To Be a Crab!
Well, not really. It’s a bit of a fool’s errand to try and really understand the experiences of animals beyond ourselves in a direct way.
That’s not to say it isn’t immensely useful when it comes to looking at behaviours, interactions and responses in animals - or pretty much anything, to be honest.
People much clevererer than us have dedicated their lives to exploring the experiences of animals, and as a species and social media manager we’re learning more and more about the sensations of non-human animals.
So bear with us, and we’ll soon be able to succinctly describe the visual processes of a crab looking up wistfully at the shimmering surface of the water.
All of this kind of detracts from the joke though…